'Botox Bob'

Is it any wonder Mugabe looks the very picture of health for an 85-year old? Most of us would if we lived the luxurious lifestyle he affords himself. So, while his people starve and die from cholera, it would be such a shame for him to overdo the lobster and champagne on his 85th birthday and jeopardise his health at this late stage. Oh, go on then.